Stuckist Edgeworth Johnstone is a genius of abstraction. His Jompiy series are brilliant—that is, new, original, beautiful, thought-provoking, and revolutionary. Stuckism might hate it, but we’re important, grown-up Stuckists now, so we can amend the “rules” when convenient. Let’s take a vote. Jompiy (the Bitcoin of art) is highly conceptual and abstract, created by a Stuckist artist. Is this the time for a break in the Stuckist bulwark? Edgeworth walks his Jompiy in a pram around Camden Town giving away his paintings and concepts for free. There aren’t any takers. The energy that drove me to Stuckism 10 years ago I feel again in Jompiy. So I’ve copied and created Slumpu, Jompiy’s brother/sister “currency”. Like Ethereum to Bitcoin and silver to gold, Slumpu is just another concept to believe in, a money to trust. Series B (above) comes with a free safe for those willing to invest in 20 or more Slumpu. Each Slumpu cost $20 in U.S. fiat currency because I need to buy olive oil and pay my rent to Rose. But it will be worth more than that immediately after the transaction. Like Jompiy, Slumpu never decreases in value. Stay tuned, there will be days in the near future that I give away Slumpu for free on city streets. Each series is designated by a letter in the Russian alphabet (that’s 33 letters, or 3,300 paintings). No more, no less, and never again. A limited collection of non-fungible tokens. Handmade NFT’s. Both Slumpu and Jompiy will last as long as paper can be protected from natural decay, unfortunate conflagration, flood, or insect attack.
I have finished three series and am working on the fourth. The caption links will take you to that series’ catalogue.
Series A:
Slumpu believes that good Rorschach art can say a lot about a person. This first series gets you acquainted with the beautiful/ugly mind of Slumpu creator, Ron Throop. Slumpu is priced at $20 per piece of art coin. The value can only go up, because unlike its sometimes alter-ego Jompiy, there will be a limited supply in circulation. You can buy Slumpu by purchasing it.
One from Series A:
Series Б:
Slumpu believes that genocide facilitated by a rich and lazy bureaucracy can be very effective. There are literally millions of us playing a small part in a huge, historical ethnic cleansing. The first 100 Slumpu are the big players caught in a child’s game effigy. Buy in while Slumpu is hot!
One from Series Б:
Series B:
One from Series B:
Slumpu believes we exist in class bubbles. Get your free Yuanshikj Electronic Deluxe Digital Security Safe Box (see image) with purchase of 20 or more “B for Bubbles” series Slumpu.
Slumpu is NOT fiat currency. It is fully backed by an oversensitive artist. Trust it as legal tender or lock it in your free safe for 10 years to purchase a yacht or mansion on a hill. Deal lasts until the end of August, 2024.
Series Г in progress (Shaved Faces):
Get your Slumpu before it’s too late.
¡Viva el Stuckism to death!
That is good news! There is hope for society yet:)
Yes, of course.
Great work. I've cracked the Camden bulwark. Managed to offload a respectable number of Jompiy today, for the first time, with a few tweeks in the display. Let's chat soon.